I totally won at marriage today. While Chrissy was browsing the Herr’s display, I dropped this sweet Batman Pez dispenser in our cart. She didn’t even notice. As soon as we reach the check out lane, however, she confronted me…
Chrissy: Did you put this in the cart (referring to the Pez dispenser)?
Chrissy: How old are we?
Me: Whatever. It’s a f***in’ Pez dispenser.
Chrissy: [insert the look]
And it stayed in the cart! I won!